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TICKETS: 902 678 8040

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Sex Please, We're Sixty

A farce (with mature content) by Michael Parker and Susan Parker

January 9, 10, 16, 17, 23, 24, 25m, 30, 31, February 6, 7, 8m, 13, 14

Showtime 8pm; 2pm matinee on January 25 and February 8

Tickets $15/$12 (Call 902-678-8040)

Come and chase the winter blahs away with the people who frequent Mrs. Stancliffe’s Rose Cottage Bed & Breakfast. Meet “Bud the Stud” who is very interested in romantic interludes with Mrs. Stancliffe’s guests: Victoria, Hillary and Charmaine. And Henry, Mrs.S’s would-be suitor, who has invented a little blue pill, “Venusia”, which increases the libido of menopausal women!! However they look very familiar to that other famous little blue pill!! Oh my!
The play is written by Michael Parker and Susan Parker and directed by Wayne Marriott and Linda Marriott

Cast in order of appearance: LeRoy Hefferman, Carole Ball, Brian Cottam, Janet Westhaver, Sharon Burnett, and Nancy Henry

The show is sponsored by Best Toyota.

The cast of Sex Please We're Sixty

Bud Davis

LeRoy Heffernan

Mrs. Stancliffe

Carole Ball

Henry Mitchell

Brian Cottam

Victoria Ambrose

Janet Westhaver

Hillary Hudson

Sharon Burnett

Charmaine Beauregard

Nancy Henry

The Crew


Wayne and Linda Marriott

Elva Kelley

Stage Manager

Elva Kelley

Assistant Stage Managers

Bob Racine, Jennifer Burnett


Lana Churchill and Cast


Directors, cast and crew

Lights (Design/ Technician)

Cyndy Cook

Set Designer


Set Builder(s)

Directors, cast and crew


Brian Cottam

Program Designer

R.G. Henry


Publicity committee

Poster/ website

Sharon Churchill Roe

E- newsletter

Laura Churchill Duke

Nancy Henry

NancyNancy continues to fill her days with theatre, volunteerism and enjoying life! She admits she has not met a yarn shop she has not liked! She has always wanted to be “a leadin’ lady in a romance novel” Enjoy the show

LeRoy Heffernan

LeRoy Heffernan is back for his fourth play at CentreStage, having been last seen as George-Master of Marden Manor in Mr. Pim Passes By. He is very pleased to be performing in the current production with such a great cast, crew, and script. Loads of laughs to banish (if only temporarily) the post-Christmas, mid winter blues. Enjoy!

Brian Cottam

“Sex please…” is Brian’s first show in the newly renovated theatre and he is looking forward to performing in the new space. If Brian looks familiar to you it’s because this is his 8th production with CentreStage.

You may have seen him reporting on CTV Morning Live as he is the Community Correspondent for the Annapolis valley.

As a Host, MC,and videographer Brian is just as comfortable in front of the camera as he is behind it. Brian hopes this show makes you laugh, and helps to break the winter doldrums.

Carole Ball

Carole Ball (Mrs. Stancliffe):  Mrs. Stancliffe marks Carole’s twelfth role at CentreStage in 3 years so maybe she can stop counting now. Previous roles have included Vera in Nana’s Naughty Knickers, Carrie Kipling in My Boy Jack, and Dinah in the Dixie Swim Club. Before moving to the beautiful Annapolis Valley, Carole could be seen regularly over the past 38 years in many productions, amateur and professional, in HRM. Now, as a medical transcriptionist, she works from her home in gorgeous Blomidon and loves it. She wants to thank her wonderful and talented husband, Geoff, for all his love and support.

Sharon Burnett

Sharon’s first role in a play at CentreStage was “Marvin’s Room” in 1999, and she has been in many plays since then. She says that “Sex Please We’re Sixty” has to take the cake for the most hilarious! When not acting, Sharon does substitute teaching, some Scottish Dancing and spends as much time as possible with her granddaughter Maren.

Janet Westhaver

Janet is excited to be back on stage after a two year absence. She is happy to be  reunited with familiar faces of the cast and crew as well as meeting new ones. Janet hopes the audience enjoys this comedy as much as she  enjoyed taking part.  Janet hopes the show will  bring a smile to your face and a laugh from your tummy!

Elva Kelley, Bob Racine and Jennifer Burnett

Elva Kelley, Bob Racine and Jennifer Burnett teamed together as stagemanagers to assist in bringing this after holiday’s comedy to the stage. Bob joined Elva and Jennifer as a first timer to the stagemanaging world. Welcome Bob!!!

Sit back, relax and enjoy. You will leave with a lightened heart from all your laughter.

We laughed so much during rehearsals we began to believe we were taking over the role of The Three Stooges!!!

Cyndy Cook

Cyndy Cook (Kenley) is pleased to be part of “Sex Please We’re Sixty” and delighted to be working with Elva, Linda and Wayne again and a wonderful cast.She hopes everyone enjoys the show!

Wayne and Linda Marriott

The cast and crew have made directing “Sex Please We’re Sixty” most enjoyable with plenty of laughter and antics. The seasoned actors and actresses have been amazing to work with and have made our job so much easier.

A very special thanks to Elva, Bob and Jennifer for “being there”, we really appreciate your contribution.  To everyone, cast and crew, thank you for a job “well done”.

To the audience… sit back and relax and get ready to laugh as this group of characters

bring a topic to life that many men and women will recognize. Laugh out loud and show your thanks to the cast and crew.